A NO BS AI mini-course
3 AI myths a troll told you
The trolls have been whispering lies down in the mine — that AI is coming for you, that it's too techy, that it's all hype. Time for a goblin to set the record straight. Takes about 3 minutes. No spam, no BS.
Myth 1 of 3
"It's coming for your job"
"AI's going to replace you. Pack up your pickaxe and go home — you're obsolete."
AI replaces tasks, not you. It's a power drill, not a new miner they hired to take your spot.
The folks who get left behind aren't the ones who use it — they're the ones who refuse to pick it up while everyone else digs twice as fast. Your judgment, your taste, your relationships? Still one hundred percent yours.
Myth 2 of 3
"It's too technical for you"
"You need to code. AI's for the tech goblins — not for the likes of you."
If you can text a friend, you can use AI. You talk to it in plain English — no code, no terminal, no computer-science degree on the wall.
The real skill isn't typing. It's knowing what to ask for. And that? You've had that your whole life.
Myth 3 of 3
"It only makes generic slop"
"It's all bland garbage. Everything it spits out is the same beige mush."
Generic in, generic out. A vague ask gets you vague mush — that part's true.
But feed it your voice, your details, your context, and it makes gold. The slop was never the AI's fault — it's a recipe problem. And recipes can be learned.
Pop quiz
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A troll corners you and sneers: "AI's going to replace you." What's the goblin comeback?
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